While the youngest spawn of Kris Jenner-Kardashian has yet to confirm her pregnancy, sources close to the family say the 20 year-old beauty model is “thrilled” to be expecting a baby girl. Just last September, a buoyant Kylie revealed maternal aspirations on TheKylieJenner.com, telling her most loyal (paid) subscribers:
“‘I keep a list in my phone of names I like for my future kids… but they’re my secrets for now!’
By some miracle, we have received *exclusive* rights to this list, but until we see a glittering roadside flare shoot up from Calabasas, we can only speculate on the #blessed child’s gender:
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