While the youngest spawn of Kris Jenner-Kardashian has yet to confirm her pregnancy, sources close to the family say the 20 year-old beauty model is “thrilled” to be expecting a baby girl. Just last September, a buoyant Kylie revealed maternal aspirations on TheKylieJenner.com, telling her most loyal (paid) subscribers:

“‘I keep a list in my phone of names I like for my future kids… but they’re my secrets for now!’

By some miracle, we have received *exclusive* rights to this list, but until we see a glittering roadside flare shoot up from Calabasas, we can only speculate on the #blessed child’s gender:  


    • 4
    • Kelvin
    • Any Instagram Filter, Really
    • The Kobrasnake
    • LouixXx
    • Tyga
    • He/Him
    • Spotify
    • Frank


    • Kylee
    • Boudoir
    • DACA
    • Butterfly
    • Honeydew-Melon
    • Wisteria
    • Pamphlet
    • Lululemon
    • Bruce




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