2015 Ruddys (Paul Rudd Awards) Winners List
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August 12, 2015

Best Actor in a Super Hero Film: Paul Rudd

Best Actor in a Netflix Original Series: Paul Rudd

Best Actor in an Animated Film: Paul Rudd

Best Actor in a Guest Starring Role in a Sitcom: Paul Rudd

Best Actor in All of Hollywood: Paul Rudd

Best Looking Actor in All of Hollywood: Paul Rudd

Best Lovemaking Actor in All of Hollywood: Paul Rudd

Best Lovemaking Actor in Your Mom’s House: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Who Is also President of the Paul Rudd Awards: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Whose Intern That Writes the Paul Rudd Awards Is Getting Tired of His Job: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Who Reads and Edits His Intern’s Work To Make Sure His Intern Is Staying on Topic: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Whose Intern Would Like to Apologize to Paul Rudd; He Just Really Could Use a Break: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Who Does Give His Intern a Break Once Every Two Days to Watch “Clueless” With All the Non-Paul Rudd Parts Edited Out: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Whose Intern Means a Real Break Where He and the Other Interns Get to Go Outside into the Sunlight and Communicate with Their Families: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Who Would Like to Remind His Interns That They Aren’t Allowed Outside Until They Pay Off the Blood Debts They Owe Paul Rudd: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Whose Intern Hopes Maybe Paul Rudd Will Forgive the Blood Debts Considering They Happened Under Suspicious Circumstances at Paul Rudd’s Home Juice Bar/Reptile Pit: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Who Can’t Help It That All of His Interns Had to be Saved by Paul Rudd from Being Eaten by the Paul Rudd’s Pet Caiman, Kirby, While Fetching Paul Rudd a Smoothie: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Whose Intern is Thinking About Going to the Cops: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Who Would Like to Remind His Intern That Paul Rudd Knows the Exact Whereabouts of the Intern’s Family at All Times: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Whose Intern Doesn’t Care Anymore and Is Just Going to Start Throwing Punches and Smashing Stuff at the Next Mandatory Paul Rudd Awards Fire Drill: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Looking for a New Intern To Replace the One Who Was Last Seen Near the Juice Bar/Reptile Pit: Paul Rudd.

Best Actor Who Would Like to Remind the Rest of his Interns Not Get to Any Funny Ideas Unless They Want to Meet Kirby Again, Too: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Wondering Why He Hears Police Sirens: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Realizing the Intern Must Have Gotten a Message Out to the Police Before Kirby Got Him: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Barricaded Inside His Los Feliz Home with Four Assault Rifles, Six Frightened Interns, and 400 lbs. of Chimpanzee Growth Hormone Anti-aging Smoothie Mix: Paul Rudd

Best Actor in Handcuffs, Weeping and Hogtied on His Lawn as the Police Release the Interns and Put Down His Pet Caiman, Kirby: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Facing 35 Years to Life for Kidnapping, Imprisonment, Attempted Homicide, and Illegal Reptile Ownership: Paul Rudd

Best Actor Who Staged an Elaborate Award Show Hoax to Make People Think That Paul Rudd is a Maniacal, Ritualistic Psychopath Because He’s Jealous of Paul Rudd’s Ceaseless Talent, Humility, and Charm: Bradley Cooper

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