Yearly Archives: 2017

  • Your Favorite, Adorable Showbiz Dogs Were All Probably Racist, November 15, 2017
  • Where Are They Now: Wilson The Volleyball From Castaway, November 14, 2017
  • Moments Where People Would Have Died If They Weren’t Saved By A Bear Attack, November 14, 2017
  • A Letter To The Woman In Whose Body I’ve Lived in For 38 Years, From Her Period, November 10, 2017
  • The Beginning is Nigh, November 9, 2017
  • Scarlett O’Hara’s Lost Reviews of Antebellum Subscription Boxes, November 8, 2017
  • GoFundMe To Save My Daughter From The Snake Pit, November 7, 2017
  • Venn Diagram of Silverlake Boutique Customers, November 6, 2017
  • Things That Should Learn English Or Leave This Country, November 6, 2017
  • Maybe Another Time, November 3, 2017
  • Equifax FAQs, November 2, 2017
  • Gary’s Easy 10 Step Guide to Home Ownership for Women, November 1, 2017
  • Application by Pyongyang for the New Amazon Headquarters, October 31, 2017
  • It’s Not You, It’s Your Content, October 30, 2017
  • 4 Fall Sweaters That Say: I Settled!, October 27, 2017
  • You Call This An Estate Sale and Yet You’re Not Even Dead, October 26, 2017
  • So, You’re Sexually Attracted To Chester Cheetah, October 25, 2017
  • The Munsters (2018) – A Reboot of The Munsters, October 24, 2017
  • Subject: Why The Urgency?, October 23, 2017
  • Your T-Shirt Says “America: If You Don’t Like It Here, I’ll Help You Pack” And I’d Like to Take You Up On That, October 20, 2017
  • That Time I Got Faced in Sixth Grade, October 19, 2017
  • Little-known Facts About Supreme Court Justices, October 18, 2017
  • 8 Spicy Tips To Keep Your Local Representative Interested, October 17, 2017
  • Pumpkin Politics, October 16, 2017
  • Terrible Awful Horror Movies Ideas, October 16, 2017
  • As a Monkey at a Typewriter, I Really Don’t Think I Could Write Shakespeare, No Matter How Much Time You Give Me, October 12, 2017
  • Pre-*Existential* Conditions Also Not Covered By The Republican Health Care Plan, October 11, 2017
  • Halloween Excitement By Age Group, October 9, 2017
  • Vampire Dating Advice Column, October 9, 2017
  • Mike Pence Welcomes You to the Election Integrity Commission’s End of Summer BBQ!, October 6, 2017
  • Lesser Known Members of the Heralded Apple Brown Family and Their Eponymous Desserts, October 5, 2017
  • 20 Potential Baby Names for Unborn Jenner #1, October 3, 2017
  • Fish Toast, October 2, 2017
  • Trump or Jefferson: Who Said It?, September 29, 2017
  • Key Highlights From Hemingway’s Life if He Lived Today, September 28, 2017
  • Don’t Start School Without the uHead Suite of Products, September 27, 2017
  • Goodbye to My Husband and Our Tiny House, September 26, 2017
  • DIY: Scary & Sweet Halloween Treats!, September 25, 2017
  • An Analysis of Visits to Disneyland Per Year, September 25, 2017
  • 6 Movies From the 1980’s That Still Desperately Need Modern Sequels, September 22, 2017
  • Increasingly Passive Aggressive Netflix Screensaver Prompts, September 19, 2017
  • How Transcendental Meditation Changed The Way I Look At The World And Made My Penis Bigger, September 18, 2017
  • Casting the Russia Investigation Mini-Series, September 13, 2017
  • The Man With All The Answers, September 12, 2017
  • Non-Spoiler Spoiler Alerts, September 11, 2017
  • Things I Would Do Instead of Walking My Dog, September 7, 2017
  • Flex Life, September 5, 2017
  • 6 Teachers I Accidentally Called ‘Mother Of All Things Living And Dead’, September 4, 2017
  • This Is Why I, a Conservative, White, Man, Let My Wife Go to Planned Parenthood Once a Year as a Special Treat, September 1, 2017
  • Quentin Tarantino Character or Donald Trump?, August 31, 2017
  • What’s Included In My Feature-Length Fan Edit Of Law And Order: SVU Where Detective Eliot Stabler Is Grouting Tile, August 30, 2017
  • 5 Social Situations When It Pays to Have Resting Bitch Face, August 29, 2017
  • My Son Drank Windex And Now Has Second Sight, August 28, 2017
  • 5 Pretzels You Can Eat To Get Over Brock, The Douche Who Didn’t Call You, August 25, 2017
  • Job Hunting, August 24, 2017
  • I Spent 30 Minutes in the Shower Thinking of Different Ways I Could Help the Environment, August 22, 2017
  • Mark Rylance’s Hat Erotica, August 21, 2017
  • The Perfect Millennial: A Chart, August 21, 2017
  • Lewis and Clark Say ‘What Up’ From LA, August 17, 2017
  • Selected Items from The J. Kushner Company Catalog, August 15, 2017
  • How A Nuclear Attack Will Affect You Based On Your Zodiac Sign, August 14, 2017
  • “Avatar” Series Lists the Next 9 Movies in the Franchise, August 11, 2017
  • You’re All Invited to My 2nd Annual Super Fun Vegan Barbecue!, August 10, 2017
  • The Meaning of Life A Podcast Report By: Max Turner Grade 6, August 8, 2017
  • Jugglers, Unite Against Our Common Enemy!, August 7, 2017
  • Soundwave: The Work Day, August 7, 2017
  • Rejected Emoji Movie Plotlines, August 4, 2017
  • An Obituary for the Coolest Christian, August 3, 2017
  • Film Credits for My Low Self-Esteem, August 1, 2017
  • Coolness: A Venn Diagram, July 31, 2017
  • Opinion: Why I’m a Vegan, July 31, 2017
  • Potential Names For Psychic Pop Stars, July 28, 2017
  • The All-Night Zombie Channel, July 27, 2017
  • Where Were You When William Howard Taft Got Stuck In A Bathtub?, July 26, 2017
  • Introducing: The McDonald’s 2017 Green Initiative, July 24, 2017
  • Welcome to Popular Ice Cream Place, July 24, 2017
  • CONGRESSIONAL RECORD — TESTIMONY BY DORIS FLARN, THE SADDEST MAN IN THE WORLD, July 21, 2017
  • 5 Yoga Poses Responsible For Trump’s Decisions According to New Comey Memo, July 20, 2017
  • Decoding Youth Culture, July 18, 2017
  • Bar Graph: Chili Intake Per Season, July 17, 2017
  • Vegan Food Diary, July 17, 2017
  • Attempts at Explaining to my Grandfather that I Follow a Cat on Instagram, July 14, 2017
  • A Dystopian Pre-K Graduation, July 13, 2017
  • Reasons Why I’ll Never Be A Billionaire, July 12, 2017
  • A Press Release From Count Chocula After He Was Sued For Copyright Infringement By Count Dracula, July 10, 2017
  • Resting Faces, July 10, 2017
  • Things You Will Eventually Say If You Live With Unemployed Puppeteers, July 7, 2017
  • How To Pretend To Be Busy At Work: A Masterclass, July 6, 2017
  • Bow Tie Target Markets: A Pictograph, July 3, 2017
  • The New York Times Has Hired Me As Their Official Hot Dog Correspondent and Honestly, I Don’t Understand Why Either?, July 3, 2017
  • Yelp Review For Dining At My Desk, June 30, 2017
  • 10 Times I Had A Saxophone Solo But Just Yelled “Sexophone” Over & Over During Them, June 29, 2017
  • Things To Do With The Crusts You Cut Off Your Son’s Jelly Sandwiches, June 27, 2017
  • Some Dogs, June 26, 2017
  • Five Places You Must Visit After You Die, June 26, 2017
  • Thank You For Auditioning. Unfortunately, You Do Not Fit Our Director’s Fevered Vision, June 23, 2017
  • If You Wanna Be My Lover, You Gotta Get With My Kraken, June 22, 2017
  • Airbud Franchise Revival, June 21, 2017
  • I Have Eliminated All Of My Enemies. Now What?!, June 20, 2017
  • 7 Letters In “The Sopranos” Title Card That Were Also Objects Before They Settled On Just The R Being A Gun, June 19, 2017
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