Yearly Archives: 2017

  • Increasingly Passive Aggressive Netflix Screensaver Prompts, September 19, 2017
  • How Transcendental Meditation Changed The Way I Look At The World And Made My Penis Bigger, September 18, 2017
  • Casting the Russia Investigation Mini-Series, September 13, 2017
  • The Man With All The Answers, September 12, 2017
  • Non-Spoiler Spoiler Alerts, September 11, 2017
  • Things I Would Do Instead of Walking My Dog, September 7, 2017
  • Flex Life, September 5, 2017
  • 6 Teachers I Accidentally Called ‘Mother Of All Things Living And Dead’, September 4, 2017
  • This Is Why I, a Conservative, White, Man, Let My Wife Go to Planned Parenthood Once a Year as a Special Treat, September 1, 2017
  • Quentin Tarantino Character or Donald Trump?, August 31, 2017
  • What’s Included In My Feature-Length Fan Edit Of Law And Order: SVU Where Detective Eliot Stabler Is Grouting Tile, August 30, 2017
  • 5 Social Situations When It Pays to Have Resting Bitch Face, August 29, 2017
  • My Son Drank Windex And Now Has Second Sight, August 28, 2017
  • 5 Pretzels You Can Eat To Get Over Brock, The Douche Who Didn’t Call You, August 25, 2017
  • Job Hunting, August 24, 2017
  • I Spent 30 Minutes in the Shower Thinking of Different Ways I Could Help the Environment, August 22, 2017
  • Mark Rylance’s Hat Erotica, August 21, 2017
  • The Perfect Millennial: A Chart, August 21, 2017
  • Lewis and Clark Say ‘What Up’ From LA, August 17, 2017
  • Selected Items from The J. Kushner Company Catalog, August 15, 2017
  • How A Nuclear Attack Will Affect You Based On Your Zodiac Sign, August 14, 2017
  • “Avatar” Series Lists the Next 9 Movies in the Franchise, August 11, 2017
  • You’re All Invited to My 2nd Annual Super Fun Vegan Barbecue!, August 10, 2017
  • The Meaning of Life A Podcast Report By: Max Turner Grade 6, August 8, 2017
  • Jugglers, Unite Against Our Common Enemy!, August 7, 2017
  • Soundwave: The Work Day, August 7, 2017
  • Rejected Emoji Movie Plotlines, August 4, 2017
  • An Obituary for the Coolest Christian, August 3, 2017
  • Film Credits for My Low Self-Esteem, August 1, 2017
  • Coolness: A Venn Diagram, July 31, 2017
  • Opinion: Why I’m a Vegan, July 31, 2017
  • Potential Names For Psychic Pop Stars, July 28, 2017
  • The All-Night Zombie Channel, July 27, 2017
  • Where Were You When William Howard Taft Got Stuck In A Bathtub?, July 26, 2017
  • Introducing: The McDonald’s 2017 Green Initiative, July 24, 2017
  • Welcome to Popular Ice Cream Place, July 24, 2017
  • CONGRESSIONAL RECORD — TESTIMONY BY DORIS FLARN, THE SADDEST MAN IN THE WORLD, July 21, 2017
  • 5 Yoga Poses Responsible For Trump’s Decisions According to New Comey Memo, July 20, 2017
  • Decoding Youth Culture, July 18, 2017
  • Bar Graph: Chili Intake Per Season, July 17, 2017
  • Vegan Food Diary, July 17, 2017
  • Attempts at Explaining to my Grandfather that I Follow a Cat on Instagram, July 14, 2017
  • A Dystopian Pre-K Graduation, July 13, 2017
  • Reasons Why I’ll Never Be A Billionaire, July 12, 2017
  • A Press Release From Count Chocula After He Was Sued For Copyright Infringement By Count Dracula, July 10, 2017
  • Resting Faces, July 10, 2017
  • Things You Will Eventually Say If You Live With Unemployed Puppeteers, July 7, 2017
  • How To Pretend To Be Busy At Work: A Masterclass, July 6, 2017
  • Bow Tie Target Markets: A Pictograph, July 3, 2017
  • The New York Times Has Hired Me As Their Official Hot Dog Correspondent and Honestly, I Don’t Understand Why Either?, July 3, 2017
  • Yelp Review For Dining At My Desk, June 30, 2017
  • 10 Times I Had A Saxophone Solo But Just Yelled “Sexophone” Over & Over During Them, June 29, 2017
  • Things To Do With The Crusts You Cut Off Your Son’s Jelly Sandwiches, June 27, 2017
  • Some Dogs, June 26, 2017
  • Five Places You Must Visit After You Die, June 26, 2017
  • Thank You For Auditioning. Unfortunately, You Do Not Fit Our Director’s Fevered Vision, June 23, 2017
  • If You Wanna Be My Lover, You Gotta Get With My Kraken, June 22, 2017
  • Airbud Franchise Revival, June 21, 2017
  • I Have Eliminated All Of My Enemies. Now What?!, June 20, 2017
  • 7 Letters In “The Sopranos” Title Card That Were Also Objects Before They Settled On Just The R Being A Gun, June 19, 2017
  • Under Construction, June 19, 2017
  • Sandwich Related-SuperPACs, June 16, 2017
  • Writing Tips for “Just Touching This Up a Bit”, June 15, 2017
  • You Think Your Job Sucks, Well, Try Being Me, The Grim Reaper, June 12, 2017
  • Healthy Eating Tips, June 9, 2017
  • The New SquareSpace Theme Descriptions, June 8, 2017
  • Hi! I married Jared Kushner in Prison! AMA!, June 7, 2017
  • Notes From Parents Regarding Their Children’s Shortcomings, June 6, 2017
  • MAD MEN: CUT SCENES, June 5, 2017
  • I Am Delighted to Inform You That Your Company Has Been Chosen to Offer Me Employment!, June 1, 2017
  • Top 29 Most Probable First Words Of Your Newborn Baby, May 31, 2017
  • Scatterplot: Most Appropriate Ways to Eat a Hard-Boiled Egg In Public, May 30, 2017
  • 8 Ways To Still Have Fun When You’re Under 21, May 30, 2017
  • Snake Parenting, May 22, 2017
  • Would You Fit In More At An Imagine Dragons Concert Or A Sbarro’s Restroom?, May 22, 2017
  • In Light of McDonald’s New Uniforms, May 19, 2017
  • 7 Conversation Starters To Help You Cum, May 17, 2017
  • H.R. Pufnstuf, May 16, 2017
  • Summer Vacations On A Budge(t), May 16, 2017
  • SAVE OUR NATIONAL PARKS SO I CAN LEGALLY FUCK IN THE WOODS, May 15, 2017
  • Hated Automated, May 12, 2017
  • German Words the English Language Should Adopt, May 11, 2017
  • Agony Niece: An Advice Column, May 9, 2017
  • Garfield Yucks It Up In Analysis, May 8, 2017
  • Emotions Worksheet: Special Edition, May 8, 2017
  • Ten Things Sold at a Republican Garage Sale, May 5, 2017
  • Holidays I’ll Be Celebrating This Year, May 4, 2017
  • Highs and Lows of a Workday, May 3, 2017
  • Monthly Affirmations Because I’m Fucking Busy, May 3, 2017
  • Just A Little Inspiration…, May 2, 2017
  • Two Foxes: A Fable, May 1, 2017
  • Say No To King Tutankhamun! #NotMyPharaoh, April 27, 2017
  • Trump’s First 100 Days: An Alternative Look Back, April 26, 2017
  • Size Comparison Chart: Bills Who Shouldn’t Be Around Women, April 24, 2017
  • If I See Ricky’s Ex, I Will Kill That Bitch, April 21, 2017
  • When The Time Travelers Arrive, April 20, 2017
  • Tristan’s Mom Helen is Running for PTA President, April 19, 2017
  • Boss Baby: United Airlines CEO, April 18, 2017
  • Frozen, April 17, 2017
  • Jokes for Children (Not Really) Part 2, April 17, 2017
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