Yearly Archives: 2018

  • The Six-Word Garage Sale, March 23, 2018
  • Ways to Save Money, March 21, 2018
  • Press Release: Announcing Amazon Schools, March 20, 2018
  • Things I’d Likely Do In the Event of a Zombie Apocalypse, March 19, 2018
  • Styling Advice for Every Hair Type Written by Demons, March 16, 2018
  • My SNL Audition, March 15, 2018
  • Dating With A Dog Allergy, March 13, 2018
  • THE SIX BEST COMEDY SHOWS IN NEW YORK AS RANKED BY ME, A NEW YORK COMEDIAN, March 12, 2018
  • Excerpts from Treasure Hunter Brock Lovett’s Internal Monologue While Rose Calvert Talks About Being on the Titanic from the 1997 Film TITANIC, March 9, 2018
  • The Old-Fashioned Way, March 7, 2018
  • The Lies of My Childhood, March 6, 2018
  • Euphemisms For ‘I Live With My Parents’, March 5, 2018
  • People at the Concert: A Map of Ideal Distance, March 5, 2018
  • Oh My God There Are Two Bunnies In The Supermarket, March 1, 2018
  • The New Teacher’s Checklist: 2018 & Beyond, February 28, 2018
  • 5 Times Thoughts and Prayers Totally Definitely Worked, Like For Sure, February 26, 2018
  • 7 Successful Habits From Ranger, A Corporate Puppy Newly Hired At Christmas, February 23, 2018
  • Six Theories on the Kennedy Assassination (Ranked by The Likeability of People Who Believe Them), February 22, 2018
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  • My Favorite British Adaptations of American TV, February 20, 2018
  • World War Me, February 19, 2018
  • Dear Sweet Greens, February 14, 2018
  • The Origin of Monopoly, February 13, 2018
  • January Caption Contest Winner, February 12, 2018
  • We Toured the Americana at Brand Luxury Apartments, February 12, 2018
  • Possible Reasons Your Rush Hour Train Has Been Standing For 15 Minutes, February 9, 2018
  • Why I Haven’t Written an Article in a Year (An Apology to All My Loyal Fan), February 6, 2018
  • Types of Cute Animal Videos: A Pie Chart, February 5, 2018
  • My Letter to the CEO of Souplantation/Sweet Tomatoes, And His Response, February 5, 2018
  • Monster Pie – Best of the Higgs Weldon, February 2, 2018
  • Uncovered Brand Logo Secrets – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 31, 2018
  • Get Protected with LYFE LOCK® – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 31, 2018
  • 11 GIFs That Prove “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” is the Answer – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 30, 2018
  • Real or Fake English City? – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 29, 2018
  • Tombstone Goofs – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 26, 2018
  • Letters to Dogs I’ve Loved and Men I’ve Dated – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 24, 2018
  • Ducking – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 24, 2018
  • Monthly Newsletter for Paige Weldon Subscribers – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 23, 2018
  • Unpopular Creatures from Greek Mythology – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 22, 2018
  • Should I Eat This? – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 22, 2018
  • Who Put This Boulder in the Middle of the God Damn Office? – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 19, 2018
  • Wine Eleven: Minstrel’s Pallor Farms Sauvignon Blanc – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 18, 2018
  • Advice From Famous Female Scientists – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 17, 2018
  • Jokes For Children (Not Really) Part 1 – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 17, 2018
  • Three Brief Tales of Love – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 16, 2018
  • Bow Tie Target Markets: A Pictograph – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 15, 2018
  • Some Lesser-Known In-N-Out Secret Menu Items – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 15, 2018
  • A Birthday Email From Mom – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 12, 2018
  • 5 Restroom Attendants Who Kept Their Cool While Handing Paper Towels To B-List Celebrities – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 11, 2018
  • My March Sadness Bracket – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 10, 2018
  • Message in a Bottle – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 10, 2018
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska: DISPATCHES FROM THE FROZEN NORTH! – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 9, 2018
  • The Perfect Millennial: A Chart – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 8, 2018
  • Life, Love and Other Mysteries: The Past – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 5, 2018
  • Voice-Over from a Burger King Whopper Ad Made by Ken Burns – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 4, 2018
  • Jabba Diet – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 3, 2018
  • Ad Campaigns For Adult Dodgeball – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 3, 2018
  • IMDB Pages By Your Mom – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 1, 2018
  • Hangin’ in There #104: The Final Issue – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 1, 2018
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