Zach Pugh is a comedian and writer living in Los Angeles. Since graduating from Oxford in just 3 school terms, he has written 47 books ranging from crime thrillers to psychology textbooks. He has developed a serum to allow him to stay young forever, which means he will outlive all of his (currently) 16 children. This inevitability keeps him awake every night and prevents him from ever truly being happy… He’s currently working on book #48, a collection of poems entitled 187 On A Muthafuckin Cop.

Football: America’s greatest sport. Every fall, our best athletes trot out onto the gridiron for 6 months of intense and violent battle. We now know that the effects of constant head injuries are leading to degenerative brain diseases later in life for many football players. But critics who want to focus on that sad reality are missing out on some hilarious moments on the field.



LOL! You’re on the wrong side of the ball, guy! Don’t feel bad for him, though! He most likely won’t remember this, meaning we don’t have to feel bad for enjoying this MAJOR FAIL!



Whoaaaa!! This guy can barely stand up straight! Like a little baby learning to walk! Almost like the constant violence of helmet-to-helmet contact has left his brain functioning like that of a child! What a GOOF!



He goes to tie his shoes and… oh he just can’t quite stay up! Thankfully football is such a beautiful sport; otherwise this sort of thing would really start to make you feel bad! Almost as if you were watching a barbaric practice that we should have evolved out of hundreds of years ago! What a game!



HAHAH he’s puking! Isn’t football fun?? This is so much fun!! I love it! I feel nothing!!!

Clearly, we’re in a golden age of football bloopers, and the NFL has shown they have no intention of slowing down the wacky hijinks! Which means there’s only one thing left to say:




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