5 Reasons Ben Affleck Will Be the Best Batman Yet
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August 26, 2013

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OF COURSE Ben Affleck will be a terrible Batman. Have you seen him in interviews? He can barely play “Ben Affleck!”  You know this, and you clicked on this link anyway!! More like, “5 Reasons You Were Dumb For Clicking On This Link!”

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Look, it’s not your fault. We wrote an intentionally contrarian headline. We wanted to infuriate you into clicking on our article, and you did, and now you can never take that back. You will always bear the shame of having clicked on an article titled 5 Reasons Ben Affleck Will Be The Best Batman Yet.

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Article originally published in Slate Magazine.


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