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OF COURSE the Breaking Bad finale was awesome. You watched it, you loved it, you’ve been humming “Baby Blue” all morning. And yet, you clicked on this link anyway! Why? You really needed that morning dose of “underpaid blogger infuriating contrarian bullshit?”


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Article originally published in Gawker.


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