8 Pickup Lines, If You Are a Settler of Catan
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April 22, 2014

I’ll trade three ore and one wool for just one night with you, girl.

I know you keep rolling 8s, but you’re definitely a 10.

Let’s turn this settlement into a city, if you know what I’m sayin’.

You bring the grain. I’ll bring the wood.

Let’s get hexagonal, girl.

Excuse me, are you the Bandit? Because you stole my heart, and most of my brick.

A trade ratio of 3 to 1 says you want to run away to the coastline with me.

Nice sheep.

 

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