The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
“Q: Do you like big butts? A: No. [Sound of beeping indicating elevated heart rate]” — Sir Mix-A-Lot hooked up to a polygraph
If It Had Been Meby Miles K
Wine Elevenby James Austin Johnson