-during this music, we see a robot running from somethin.
-also it is RAINING…HARD
-the robot is running over roof tops.
-guys are yelling in the distance
GUYS (COPS): THAT ROBOT ESCAPED FROM ROBOT PRISON. WE LITERALLY CANNOT LET HIM GET AWAY!
-the robot still is running, and he sees a river
GUYS(cops): THERE HE IS BY THE RIVER!
ROBOT: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE FLESH BAGS!
DOORBEZ(doorbez is the name of the robot, and he jumps in the river) JUMPS IN THE RIVER.
DOORBEZ SINKS TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER BECAUSE HE IS NOT HUMAN HE IS METAL HE SINKS LIKE METAL MARIO AND HE DOES NOT NEED TO BREATH BECAUSE HE IS A ROBOT.
WELL THATS CONVENIENT. LUCKY YOU… DOORBEZ.
GUYS(cops): WELL WE CANT GO IN THE RIVER BUT WE DO HAVE UNDERWATER SCANNING DRONES TO SCAN FOR HIM
-forgot to say that this is in the future, so cops have underwater scanning drones.
-the cops toss the underwater tracking orbs in the water of the river.
GUYS(cops): TOSS EM IN BOYS.
-the trackers begin to sink, as they sink we see the trackers sinking and also DOORBEZ is running on the bottom of the river .
-he is now in an underwater cave, but the cave is not full of water you just have to go underwater to get to it and the underwater tracker orbs cant get him in this cave.
OTHER ROBOT: WHO ARE YOU! ?
DOORBEZ: I AM A ROBOT WHO ESCAPED FROM ROBOT PRISON
OTHER ROBOT: HEY, SO ARE WE. THIS IS OUR SANCTUARY.
The two robots look into each other’s eyes, yet there is something strangely “human?” about their expressions.
The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!