A Hippie once told me that dirt is cool!

Oh yeah man, it’s like really neat

It gets all over your body

Especially you feet

Dirt is natural…

It’s really down to earth

But don’t ask a fish how much it’s worth

It’s a home for worms, insects, and waste

Which all give dirt a very unique taste

We should all get to know dirt intimately

Cause we’ll all be surrounded by it for eternity




The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes! 


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