A Hippie once told me that dirt is cool!
Oh yeah man, it’s like really neat
It gets all over your body
Especially you feet
Dirt is natural…
It’s really down to earth
But don’t ask a fish how much it’s worth
It’s a home for worms, insects, and waste
Which all give dirt a very unique taste
We should all get to know dirt intimately
Cause we’ll all be surrounded by it for eternity
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