As of 2018, The Higgs Weldon has been up and running for 5 years. To celebrate, we are re-publishing some of our favorite pieces from over the years for the entire month of January. This article was originally published on April 11, 2016.

Years after my humble beginnings on Photoshop, I was finally hired for my first freelance design gig. The assignment? Create a fun ad campaign for adult dodgeball. The client? My local gym. The result? I am no longer welcome at my local gym.

Potential Ads Submitted:

adult dodgeball sober

 
adult dodgeball white sweatbands
 
adult dodgeball don't move home
 
adult dodgeball feel alive
 
adult dodgeball adopt dog
 
adult dodgeball herpes
 
adult dodgeball stepdad
 
adult dodgeball therapy
 
 
 
 

The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!


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