-So the way she bit into an apple made your peehose go morning-stiff?
-Yeah. Morning-stiff at nighttime.
-Then she ran away.
-She’ll come back.
-No. I think I have to go find her. Otherwise I’m gonna have this morning-stiff peehose till it hurts.
-Okay. So we’ll talk about dinos today like every day, just starting later?
-No. I think I have to stop doing that. Otherwise I’m gonna have this morning-stiff peehose till it hurts.
-But I’m a dino! I’m T-Rex, your best pal! I pull down all the apples you and Eve can eat!
-Before Eve ran away, she made me agree that this is all your fault, and agree to start calling you “a snake.”
-It’ll make it easier for me to leave this place forever.
-From now on I gotta stop thinking about dinos all the time, because it’s gonna take all my energy to prevent my peehose from ever getting so morning-stiff it hurts.
-That sounds like a horrible life.
-Apparently that’s how life works.
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