Advertising Taglines for Human Existence
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February 17, 2014

You’ve Tried Nothing, Now Try the Best

Life: It’ll Make You Feel Alive

You Won’t Find Hot Buttered Popcorn Anywhere Else

Sometimes, You Get to Have Sex

Official Home of the 1992 World Champion Chicago Bulls

Conveniently Stores All Your Music in One Place

Act Fast, Earth’s Resources Are Limited

We’ve Almost Solved Our Jazz Music Problem

Free Human Body with Every Purchase

Comes in Two Great Genders

If You’re Not Completely Satisfied, Welcome to the Club

 

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