The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
I’m old fashioned. Before I propose to my girlfriend, I’m going to call her dad and ask him how many acres of land he wants.
Dinner and a Movie by Chase Bernstein
Foreign Correspondentby Mark Mitchell