Alternative Names For “Happy Hour”
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December 8, 2016

1480817541_cocktailAlleviate Your Misery Hour

Wallow in Existential Despair Hour

Forced Merriment with Colleagues Hour

Waste of Time Hour

I Can Only Have One Drink, and It Takes Three to Make Me “HappyHour

Dammit, I Am Super Happy Hour

Half Priced Awful Drinks Hour

Calculating How Pissed Off People Will Be at Me Hour

Teetotaler Superiority Hour

Yelling Hour

 

 
 
 

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