These days, many newly-married women are opting not to take their husband’s last name. These women would prefer a more modern convention for choosing a married name, but are unsure where to find one. The very same women are also having trouble choosing secure yet memorable passwords. We have a great many studies showing this, which I will not bore you with here, because you have doubtlessly already seen them hundreds of times over.
To help the modern woman with these plights, we have compiled a helpful list of alternative naming conventions that double as great tips for choosing a secure password.
Your first pet’s name + the street you grew up on
Your mother’s maiden name + what you had for breakfast this morning
The brand of the upholstery in your first car
His last name + his favorite Friends episode
The brand of the jeans you wore yesterday + the brand of the jeans he wore last Tuesday
Your mother’s maiden address
His favorite holiday + your dog’s favorite holiday
Your last name + your least favorite Friends episode
His maternal grandfather’s second favorite Beatle
The name of your first school + his thoughts on immigration reform
His first pet’s name + your second favorite brand of coffee filters
Your pet name for him + the name of your first pool
His youngest sibling’s favorite shape of noodle
Your first car + the last car you will own before death
All names courtesy of Allegra Pistachio-Orange-Caldwell-
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