Amazon Dash Button Rejects
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April 12, 2016

Dunkin Donuts coffee

Jolly Rancher candy

Duracell watch batteries

Pepperidge Farm Milanos

American Spirit cigarettes

Mail-order brides

Paperback copies of Infinite Jest (cross-marketed with Trojan condom dash button)

Sex robots

Undocumented day laborers

Puppies

“Make America Great Again” baseball caps

 

 
 

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