Dunkin Donuts coffee

Jolly Rancher candy

Duracell watch batteries

Pepperidge Farm Milanos

American Spirit cigarettes

Mail-order brides

Paperback copies of Infinite Jest (cross-marketed with Trojan condom dash button)

Sex robots

Undocumented day laborers


“Make America Great Again” baseball caps



The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!


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