Caption Contest 7-13-15

At least 50 people told Stewart they’d see him in hell, but only 38 showed up. 
-John A. Mathews, @UncomfyHug

The devil went down to Austin and joined a Mumford and Sons cover band.
-Daniel David Larson, @tweetrfun

In that moment Johnny realized his soul may not have been worth becoming Appalachia’s greatest folk squeezebox player.
Dave Sirus@BrickStoneNews

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