At least 50 people told Stewart they’d see him in hell, but only 38 showed up.
-John A. Mathews, @
The devil went down to Austin and joined a Mumford and Sons cover band.
-Daniel David Larson, @
In that moment Johnny realized his soul may not have been worth becoming Appalachia’s greatest folk squeezebox player.
–Dave Sirus, @
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