Author Archives: Allegra Ringo

Allegra Ringo

About Allegra Ringo

Allegra Ringo writes sketches for Top Story Weekly, and articles for The Atlantic and Vice. In her free time, she likes drinking sparkling water, yelling about feminism, and hanging out with her dog Pistachio.

  • The Top Dogs of 2014, December 29, 2014
  • Alternative Naming Conventions for Heterosexual Married Women That Are Also Good Tips for Choosing a Secure Password, December 12, 2014
  • Thanksgiving Haikus by Pistachio, November 10, 2014
  • The Roast of That Guy I Went on Like 4 Dates with Last Year, October 6, 2014
  • Pistachio vs. City Councilman Paul Koretz, September 5, 2014
  • A Proposal for Rosetta Stone, August 8, 2014
  • The Roast of Pistachio, July 7, 2014
  • Corrections to the Statements of Allegra Ringo at Age 14, June 13, 2014
  • Every Dog Has Her Day, May 5, 2014
  • Office Haikus, April 11, 2014
  • True Detective Commercials, March 10, 2014
  • The Manliest Valentine’s Day Gifts, February 14, 2014
  • Letters to Dogs I’ve Loved and Men I’ve Dated, January 10, 2014
  • Holiday Gifts for the Alt-Bro in Your Life, December 13, 2013
  • An Email Exchange with Pistachio, November 8, 2013
  • October Caption Contest Winners, October 21, 2013
  • Rejected ModCloth Product Descriptions, October 11, 2013
  • The Ultimate Feminist Bachelorette Party Checklist, September 13, 2013
  • If Horror Movies Were Titled Based on Their Posters, August 9, 2013
  • TV Haikus, May 30, 2013
  • Suggested Foods for the Hollywood Trader Joe’s to Sell, April 2, 2013
  • The Worst Things About Pinterest, March 20, 2013
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