Author Archives: Chase Bernstein

Chase Bernstein

About Chase Bernstein

Chase Bernstein is a stand up comedian and writer residing in Los Angeles. She has performed on Last Comic Standing, toured on Vans Warped Tour and written for truTV and Funny Or Die. She could go on but you're probably too impressed to keep reading.

  • Subject: Why The Urgency?, October 23, 2017
  • Flex Life, September 5, 2017
  • Vegan Food Diary, July 17, 2017
  • Summer Vacations On A Budge(t), May 16, 2017
  • Excuse Me?, March 21, 2017
  • Toast, January 17, 2017
  • Ben Affleck: My Lord And Savior, December 20, 2016
  • Thanksgiving Twenty Sixteen, November 21, 2016
  • It’s Fall Y’all, October 19, 2016
  • Humans of Los Angeles, September 20, 2016
  • Avocado + Toast = Avocado Toast: A Memoir Part 2?, August 15, 2016
  • Message in a Bottle, July 18, 2016
  • (no subject), June 20, 2016
  • An Excerpt from ‘Avocado Plus Toast = Avocado Toast: A Memoir’ by Simone Tass, May 16, 2016
  • Winning Chopped Dishes, April 18, 2016
  • President Nicknames Part 2, March 21, 2016
  • President Nicknames Part 1, February 15, 2016
  • Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs: 2016 Edition, January 12, 2016
  • 2015 Year in Review, December 21, 2015
  • Reeves’ Recipes: Thanksgiving Mashed Potatoes Edition, November 24, 2015
  • Best of: Los Angeles, October 19, 2015
  • Subject: Yaaaassssss, September 21, 2015
  • A Day in the Life of a Coffee Lover, August 24, 2015
  • Vegan Food Journal, July 27, 2015
  • Stenographer Minutes, June 17, 2015
  • Another Birthday Event Thing, May 27, 2015
  • Excerpts From My 4th Grade Diary Continued, April 24, 2015
  • 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me, March 23, 2015
  • Honored to Be Heather’s Maid… of Honor, February 16, 2015
  • Book Dedications, January 28, 2015
  • How to Write a Professional Resume, December 17, 2014
  • Reeves’ Recipes: Thanksgiving Turkey Edition, November 24, 2014
  • The Art of Happy Birthday, October 27, 2014
  • Dear California Pizza Kitchen, September 15, 2014
  • Tropical Jokes, August 29, 2014
  • Diseases Defined, July 28, 2014
  • To Scroll or Not to Scroll, June 23, 2014
  • Excerpts From My 4th Grade Diary, May 26, 2014
  • Chase Bernstein’s Earthquake Survival Seminar, April 28, 2014
  • Dear Ashley, March 24, 2014
  • Frozen Review, February 24, 2014
  • Reeves’ Recipes: Alaskan BBQ Salmon Edition, January 28, 2014
  • An Ode to My Retainers, December 16, 2013
  • Sigma Chai Latte Pledge Rules, November 25, 2013
  • Once Upon A Time Rough Drafts, October 28, 2013
  • Top 5 Songs for Winding Down the Summer, September 23, 2013
  • Vegan Food Journal, August 26, 2013
  • The Diary of a Teenage Lifeguard, July 22, 2013
  • Valedictorian Speech, June 24, 2013
  • Fred Durst vs. The People, May 27, 2013
  • TV Haikus, May 16, 2013
  • (no subject), April 22, 2013
  • Reeves’ Recipes: Butternut Squash Edition, January 11, 2013
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