Author Archives: Harris Mayersohn

Harris Mayersohn

About Harris Mayersohn

Harris Mayersohn is a writer/stand-up living in Brooklyn, NY. He works on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Find him @harrismayer. He appreciates your validation.

  • 7 Letters In “The Sopranos” Title Card That Were Also Objects Before They Settled On Just The R Being A Gun, June 19, 2017
  • Would You Fit In More At An Imagine Dragons Concert Or A Sbarro’s Restroom?, May 22, 2017
  • Boss Baby: United Airlines CEO, April 18, 2017
  • 5 Restroom Attendants Who Kept Their Cool While Handing Paper Towels To B-List Celebrities, February 27, 2017
  • Big Pharma Rebrands for the Medical Marijuana Era, January 30, 2017
  • This Woman Is Holding A Bake Sale To Help Avatar Reclaim Its Spot As The Highest Grossing Domestic Film Of All-Time, December 19, 2016
  • A Once In A Lifetime Opportunity With Me: A Famous Celebrity, November 14, 2016
  • Lies Told On A Recent First Date, October 12, 2016
  • Millennials Ruined The Olympics, August 30, 2016
  • Posthumous Tips In Manhood For My Adopted Boys, July 26, 2016
  • Inner Monologue: 24 Hours Until The First Sex Party I Was Ever Invited To, May 25, 2016
  • Twas the Day Fore 4/20, April 20, 2016
  • Truly Bipartisan Issues, March 28, 2016
  • It’s Game of Thrones Time, Steve, February 26, 2016
  • Signs I’m Turning Into My Father, June 22, 2015
  • The Zapruder Studio Notes, December 11, 2014
  • Pitchfork Media Reviews an Actual Pitchfork, November 19, 2014
  • America, I Think I’m Poor Enough to Be Your President, July 24, 2014
  • June Caption Contest Winners, July 7, 2014
  • The 10 Most Pragmatic Pieces of Advice Given by My Graduation Commencement Speaker, Jeff Amant, Bass Player for Pearl Jam, June 24, 2014

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