Author Archives: Harris Mayersohn

THE SIX BEST COMEDY SHOWS IN NEW YORK AS RANKED BY ME, A NEW YORK COMEDIAN, March 12, 2018

My Favorite British Adaptations of American TV, February 20, 2018

5 Restroom Attendants Who Kept Their Cool While Handing Paper Towels To B-List Celebrities – Best of the Higgs Weldon, January 11, 2018

The White House Holiday Party Playlist, December 12, 2017

8 Spicy Tips To Keep Your Local Representative Interested, October 17, 2017

Mark Rylance’s Hat Erotica, August 21, 2017

Introducing: The McDonald’s 2017 Green Initiative, July 24, 2017

7 Letters In “The Sopranos” Title Card That Were Also Objects Before They Settled On Just The R Being A Gun, June 19, 2017

Would You Fit In More At An Imagine Dragons Concert Or A Sbarro’s Restroom?, May 22, 2017

Boss Baby: United Airlines CEO, April 18, 2017

5 Restroom Attendants Who Kept Their Cool While Handing Paper Towels To B-List Celebrities, February 27, 2017

Big Pharma Rebrands for the Medical Marijuana Era, January 30, 2017

This Woman Is Holding A Bake Sale To Help Avatar Reclaim Its Spot As The Highest Grossing Domestic Film Of All-Time, December 19, 2016

A Once In A Lifetime Opportunity With Me: A Famous Celebrity, November 14, 2016

Lies Told On A Recent First Date, October 12, 2016

Millennials Ruined The Olympics, August 30, 2016

Posthumous Tips In Manhood For My Adopted Boys, July 26, 2016

Inner Monologue: 24 Hours Until The First Sex Party I Was Ever Invited To, May 25, 2016

Twas the Day Fore 4/20, April 20, 2016

Truly Bipartisan Issues, March 28, 2016

It’s Game of Thrones Time, Steve, February 26, 2016

Signs I’m Turning Into My Father, June 22, 2015

The Zapruder Studio Notes, December 11, 2014

Pitchfork Media Reviews an Actual Pitchfork, November 19, 2014

America, I Think I’m Poor Enough to Be Your President, July 24, 2014

The 10 Most Pragmatic Pieces of Advice Given by My Graduation Commencement Speaker, Jeff Amant, Bass Player for Pearl Jam, June 24, 2014

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