Jamie Loftus is a comedian and writer whose baby teeth have been bronzed and loaded into a gun for when the moment is right. You can find her some of the time, most days at @hamburgerphone or jamieloftusisinnocent.com.
That thing where someone insults you but you only think of a perfect comeback until well after you have systematically destroyed their life.
Kokkinos Has Spoke-inosby Asterios Kokkinos
Songs are Sad and Unacceptableby Rob Schultz