Author Archives: Paige Weldon

Paige Weldon

About Paige Weldon

Paige Weldon is a comedian based in LA! She is also co-founder of the online comedy magazine The Higgs Weldon, an artist on Jonah Ray's Literally Figurative Records and an author for The Devastator. You may know her stand-up from shows like the Meltdown or Hot Tub, or comedy festivals like Bridgetown, Riot LA or SF Sketchfest, or not at all, in which case she’s very happy to meet you! You can also find her on Hulu's Coming to the Stage, Fox's Laughs, or tweeting about her feelings somewhere in the greater Los Angeles area.

  • Neutral Conversation Topics to Avoid Talking Politics With Your Conservative Relatives at Thanksgiving Dinner, November 23, 2016
  • Yelp Reviews by Your Super Nice Friend Natalie, January 4, 2016
  • Text Translation Guide: Texts From Your Parents, December 9, 2015
  • Text Translation Guide: Breakup Texts, October 7, 2015
  • My Thoughts, October 2, 2015
  • A Thesis on Mortality, August 24, 2015
  • Should I Eat This?, August 10, 2015
  • Honest Wedding Invitations, June 30, 2015
  • Spirit Goes West, June 22, 2015
  • Text Translation Guide: The New Emoji Keyboard, April 10, 2015
  • Oh Snap Pea Adventures #3, March 30, 2015
  • My March Sadness Bracket, March 16, 2015
  • January Newsletter for Paige Weldon Subscribers, January 7, 2015
  • Santa’s Wish List!, December 23, 2014
  • Oh Snap Pea Adventures #2, December 1, 2014
  • Text Translation Guide: Texts From Hell, October 31, 2014
  • Text Translation Guide: Drumk Txts, October 1, 2014
  • Red Carpet Recap: A Tribute to Joan Rivers, September 8, 2014
  • Oh Snap Pea Adventures #1, August 25, 2014
  • Monthly Newsletter for Paige Weldon Subscribers, August 18, 2014
  • Robot Celebrities, August 5, 2014
  • Text Translation Guide: The Texts of Summer, July 25, 2014
  • Passive Aggressive Notes I Wrote to My Noisy Neighbors as the Raccoon They Keep Yelling About, June 27, 2014
  • Hip Brunch Scavenger Hunt, June 9, 2014
  • Jam Band, June 2, 2014
  • Text Translation Guide: Pics, Dick and Otherwise, May 23, 2014
  • Hot Soups in Your Area, April 7, 2014
  • Text Translation Guide: Grammatical Efforts in Text, March 28, 2014
  • Text Guide: Mystify Men with Your Chill Bro Attitude this Valentine’s Season, February 10, 2014
  • Pokémon #719: Tom, February 3, 2014
  • Fun with Mad Libs! Jezebel Article Edition, January 27, 2014
  • Text Translation Guide: Emoji-tional Intelligence, January 24, 2014
  • Ice Cream Social Hierarchy, January 6, 2014
  • 2013 Movie Reviews from Professor of Movies, Paige Weldon, December 31, 2013
  • Text Translation Guide: The Answers to All Your Question Mark Questions, December 27, 2013
  • Text Translation Guide: Expressing Laughter, Out Loud and Otherwise, November 22, 2013
  • Lost Twitter Follower, November 11, 2013
  • Text Translation Guide: Terrifying Texts, October 25, 2013
  • My Thoughts, October 14, 2013
  • Text Translation Guide: Variants of the Word “Okay”, September 27, 2013
  • P90 Rex, September 9, 2013
  • To the Residents of Via Verde Villas Court Terrace Estates, September 6, 2013
  • Text Translation Guide: Exclamation Points, August 30, 2013
  • Diseases from the FUTURE, August 28, 2013
  • The Sassiest Pea, August 12, 2013
  • High Five, July 15, 2013
  • Frogs, July 8, 2013
  • Today’s Obituaries, June 27, 2013
  • What Not to Wear, June 19, 2013
  • Destiny, June 17, 2013
  • Be Cool, June 3, 2013
  • The Walking Dad, May 27, 2013
  • Scary Spice, April 29, 2013
  • DogTV, April 15, 2013
  • Misunderstanding, April 15, 2013
  • Pizza, April 8, 2013
  • R.I.P., March 25, 2013
  • Ice Cream, March 18, 2013
  • You’re Invited, March 14, 2013
  • TV Show Ideas, March 6, 2013
  • Behind on Laundry, March 4, 2013
  • Rejected Chia Pets, March 4, 2013
  • Reasons I Like You, February 6, 2013
  • Milk and Cookies, January 28, 2013
  • Talking, January 21, 2013
  • The Hamburger, January 14, 2013
  • People Discussing Art, January 3, 2013
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