Author Archives: Raj Desai

Raj Desai

About Raj Desai

Raj Desai is a writer and stand-up residing in Los Angeles. He recently wrote for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's Hulu specials, for which he was nominated for a 2016 Primetime Emmy Award and a 2017 Writers Guild Award. He has performed stand-up on late night TV and Comedy Central, and has also written for Comedy Central.

  • Jugglers, Unite Against Our Common Enemy!, August 7, 2017
  • A Press Release From Count Chocula After He Was Sued For Copyright Infringement By Count Dracula, July 10, 2017
  • You Think Your Job Sucks, Well, Try Being Me, The Grim Reaper, June 12, 2017
  • Garfield Yucks It Up In Analysis, May 8, 2017
  • Seriously, No Joke, This Is A Message In A Bottle, April 11, 2017
  • Whopper, Jr. Has A Breakthrough In Therapy, March 20, 2017
  • Cyrano de Dating App, February 13, 2017
  • A New Yoda?, January 10, 2017
  • Other Movie Warnings, December 12, 2016
  • A Halftime Speech from a Football Coach Who Is a 9/11 Truther, November 9, 2016
  • Tooth Fairy, Your Business Model Is A Complete Failure, October 17, 2016
  • October Caption Contest Winners!, October 12, 2016
  • This Autobot Was Not As Billed, September 12, 2016
  • A Comedy “Piece” By A Writer Who Just Switched Places With His Dad After They Were Simultaneously Struck By Lightning, August 8, 2016
  • Voice-Over from a Burger King Whopper Ad Made by Ken Burns, July 12, 2016
  • A Review of God’s New Late Night Talk Show in The Heaven Times, June 14, 2016
  • A Literal Idiot’s Guide to Classic Literature, May 11, 2016
  • Friendship Encounter Satisfaction Survey, April 13, 2016
  • Easy Two-Step Guide to Writing a Monkey Movie, March 10, 2016
  • President Eisenhower’s Statement on Opposite Day, February 8, 2016
  • The First Vegetarian Tries to Explain Sarcasm, January 22, 2016
  • The Two Most AMAZING Ways to Use Keys, December 22, 2015
  • Good Cop, Existential Crisis Cop, November 27, 2015
  • Near Death, as My Life Flashed Before Me, There Was a Hilarious Blooper Reel Crassly Sponsored by Mountain Dew Code Red, October 20, 2015
  • Statistics from the Country of Chad If the Country Had the Same Characteristics as a Guy Name Chad, September 22, 2015
  • A Yelp Review of God, September 1, 2015
  • The World Genie Council’s Press Release On No Longer Accepting a Wish for More Wishes, August 3, 2015
  • Vincent van Gogh’s Diary Entry from the Day After He Cut off His Ear, July 17, 2015
  • The Existential Crisis of Wile E. Coyote, June 26, 2015
  • The Roast of Notorious Drug Lord El Comandante, June 5, 2015
  • Present-Day Greek Mythology, April 27, 2015
  • Notable Historical Quotes After Advertisers Get a Time Machine, March 30, 2015
  • Earth on Heaven, March 6, 2015
  • Government in Action, February 4, 2015
  • And God Rebrands Heaven…, January 9, 2015
  • The Commencement Address of a Speaker Who Realizes He’s Lost His Wallet, December 3, 2014
  • Beauty & The Beast Go Clubbing, November 3, 2014
  • Wolfman’s Night Out, October 29, 2014
  • Being a Court Jester Is Not All It’s Cracked Up to Be, September 29, 2014
  • The Tale of Robin Hood Reading Ayn Rand, September 3, 2014
  • Whoever Wrote These Bank Security Questions Sure Must Be a Huge Fan of the TNT Detective Show Rizzoli & Isles, July 2, 2014
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame Is Interviewed for the First Time but Won’t Discuss His Hunchback, June 4, 2014
  • The Obituary of Raj Desai by Raj Desai, May 7, 2014
  • A Deal with the Devil (and an Idiot), April 2, 2014
  • Dinner with Socrates, March 5, 2014
  • Public Service: Avoid Palm Cruise Lines, February 5, 2014
  • Dr. Steven Fisher on 5 Things Obamacare Does Not Do, October 14, 2013
  • Beat the Heat Guide, July 5, 2013
  • Exciting New Jokes Section, January 21, 2013
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