The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because I murdered your partner five days before he was due for retirement.
Arugula, Of Courseby Nevin Sharma
Belly Graphsby Katie Vallely