The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
Pay my bills and you’ll make me happy for a day. Teach me to pay bills, and I’ll resent you forever for this responsibility.
Samantha T. Jacobs(@samanthajacobs)
Sammwichby Sam Wiles
Arugula, Of Courseby Nevin Sharma