If I’m going to be clip art, I’m going to be clip art with STYLE.
Talk about animal style!
-Asterios Kokkinos, @asterios
For what do we exist?
A great body wont make me happy, I need to find internal happiness first…
This is bad news for my thighs.
My girlfriend got put down today for biting a kid.
-Jefferson Ephraim Seidl
Excuse me, are you the same Seal that sang ‘Kiss From a Rose?
They never did find a cross big enough to crucify Dinosaur Jesus.
Mystery Science Theater 300,000,000 B.C.
He truly is the Tyrant Lizard King of Tyrant Lizard Kings!
-Lauren Thomas-Martin and Jeremy Martin,