CAPTION CONTEST SECTION

March Caption Contest Winners

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WINNER:

After he stopped drinking, Carl realized how one-dimensional his friends were.
John A. Mathews, @UncomfyHug

RUNNERS UP:

Triangle: Um. Aren’t you working tonight?
Star: Not until sundow-FUCK.
-Julia Bales, @juliabailz

Here’s to Circle Boy! Six months sober!
-T. Hudson Roberts, @theblockxxx

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January Caption Contest Winners

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WINNER:

Dolla dolla gills, y’all.
-Zach Pugh, @ZachPugh

RUNNERS UP:

Stop laughing, Brad. You said it was a costume party.
-Julia Bales, @juliabailz

All the other fish envied Gary’s money skin, but it was actually just a rare form of cancer.
-Adam Allgood, @AllgoodAdam

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December Caption Contest Winners

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WINNER:

I’m sleeping with John. Don’t make a scene.
-Casey Childers, @cachilders

RUNNERS UP:

If they sing that song from Frozen, I swear to god, we’re leaving.
-Asterios Kokkinos, @asterios

Of course you brought wine.
-Julia Bales, @juliabailz

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November Caption Contest Winners

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WINNER:
Nobody gives a shit about your art, Steven.
-David Smith, @daarsm

RUNNERS UP:
The Iowa locals weren’t used to the foul-mouthed roasting from new arrival Andrew Dice Corn.
-Asterios Kokkinos, @asterios

But Martin, they told all us Thanksgiving foods we’re supposed to symbolize “gratitude,” not “attitude!”
-Mike Pearl, @mikeleepearl

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October Caption Contest Winners

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WINNER:
Oh, I guess pandas have started fucking again. 
-Asterios Kokkinos, @asterios

RUNNERS UP:
Local Panda Posing as a Student Violently Mauls Bus Full of Teenagers.
-Zach Pugh, @ZachPugh

After his parents fell on hard times by eating up all their bamboo crops, Peter Panda was forced to attend public school.
-Taylor Sade@taylorsade

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