The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
I eat every plum comforted by the knowledge that at least 20 strangers have gently squeezed it
Songs are Sad and Unacceptableby Rob Schultz
Arugula, Of Courseby Nevin Sharma