Promptly canceled my yoga membership. Felt like I wanted to start the new year off right by giving my mind and body a break from the many benefits and relaxing nature of the ancient, extremely popular practice.
Wept through 50 Shades of Grey.
Seriously entertained the idea of getting back into kiwis. Ultimately decided against it.
Started gathering the strength I needed to get my next haircut, which was to take place in late June.
Caused a scene in the detergent aisle of CVS.
Aforementioned haircut anyone?
Purchased some white shorts that heated the summer up to an unrecognizable level.
Took a soul searching drive up the coast of Burbank.
Debated purchasing a beret but then last minute thought against it.
Talked smack about Halloween nonstop. Had a pretty great time on the actual eve.
Took a lot of hard looks in the mirror, several soft ones as well.
Prank called a Christmas light installation service… utterly hilarious.
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