Christian Pick-up Lines
August 27, 2014

Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven… because you have led a pious life and accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers… and because I only date people who have accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and savior.

Is it hot in here or is it just you… you heathen atheist. Why hath thou brought the fires of hell upon the earth?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see… and because statistically speaking there is a greater likelihood that you have accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior if you are from the South.

You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… Too bad magic is the work of the Devil.

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection. Also, vanity is one of the seven deadly sins, just FYI.


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