I’m sleeping with John. Don’t make a scene.
-Casey Childers, @cachilders
If they sing that song from Frozen, I swear to god, we’re leaving.
-Asterios Kokkinos, @asterios
Of course you brought wine.
-Julia Bales, @juliabailz
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