The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
I messed up a handshake with my mechanic and told him to lower my car directly on top of me.
Skinnyfatby Anna Anderson
Arugula, Of Courseby Nevin Sharma