Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Ignorant septaphobia.
Q: Why was the snake criticized for being gender normative?
A: It called everyone “cissss…”
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To escape execution at the farm and spread the message of veganism.
Q: What do you call a dog that self-identifies as a cat?
A: A cat.
Q: What’s it called when a bird swoops in and steals another animal’s prey?
A: Vultural appropriation.
Q: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: Which particular pirate? Because not all pirates share the same opinions and even if they did, I would not attempt to speak for them, as I am not a pirate and they are more then capable of speaking for themselves.
Q: What did the woke man say to the woman?
A: Nothing. He LISTENED.
Q: What do you call an unwoke person who keeps on using the wrong words online?
Q: What did the mean Internet troll call the woke mail carrier who was offended at being referred to as a “mailman?”
A: A social justice courier.
Q: Why are black cats considered bad luck?
A: Because of a negative stereotype reinforced by the racist media.
Q: Why did the feminist astronaut fly away from earth?
A: Not because she was seeking a safe SPACE, but because she was simply doing her job.
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