Film Credits for My Low Self-Esteem
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August 1, 2017

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Created by: A Desperate Need to Please Everyone

Written and Directed by: Unreasonable Expectations

Executive Producers: Mom’s Depression, Dad’s Alcoholism, and A Broken Home

Consulting Producer: My Sexual Confusion

Developed by: Years of Awkward Social Interactions

In Association with: All the People I’m 100% Positive Hate Me

CAST
A Tiny Baby as Me
Anyone Else as Who I Would Rather Be

Also featuring…
Love as Something I Don’t Deserve
Success as Something I Won’t Achieve
Wealth as Something I Don’t Have

And introducing…
Fear and Anxiety as My Two Closest Friends

Special Thanks to: That Teacher in High School Whose Approval I Desperately Craved, but Never Got

 
 
 

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