Each month, five Higgs Weldon writers take the stage at the Neon Venus Art Theater in sunny Hollywood, California. Each month, one comes out on top. This time, that person was David Lynch. Incidentally, Devin Field is a columnist for the Higgs Weldon, and has competed three times.

First, how does it feel to be champion? How heavy is the crown?

I prefer to think of myself as more of a shadow dancer than a champion. The crown is not very heavy because it is made of plastic. It is a fake crown.

What was your favorite game this month, and why?

I liked the game with all of the TV theme songs because I got to express myself through song. Specifically the theme song from Friends.

What is your strategy going into the next round?

To tap into the collective consciousness of the other contestants through transcendental meditation. That way I can learn which dogs they think are dumber, as well as what they think of my hair.

Watch Mr. Lynch defend his crown at our next show:
October 4 at 9:15pm
7023 Melrose Ave. Los Angeles, CA


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