Ten jars honey not only eight this time because last time bear belly hurt bad when try to sleep

Charmin (Note to me I need send thank you note for lifetime supply Charmin and question note why royalty check no more get delivered to woods)

Person spray (Note to me to check see on can why person always run)

Claw file (Note to me have to bring get well card and best bison jerky for Dollar Store man in hospital for angry time because my fault claw not sharp because buy ten pack cheap claw file because spend Charmin checks on honey)

Person bell

 

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