The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
told someone i had to wake up at 6:45 this morning, they asked if i wanted a medal and it’s like, honestly? that would be great
Crapshootby Devin Field
Arugula, Of Courseby Nevin Sharma