The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
I want a girlfriend just to have an excuse for not going out that’s better than “I fell asleep.” I want it to be “WE fell asleep.”
Dear Abbyby Harris Mayersohn
Foreign Correspondentby Mark Mitchell