The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
Amazing seeing your child walk for the first time, over to a pack of cigarettes, light one and say, “I’m in real fucking trouble here, dad.”
Scientific Fictionby Ivan Hernandez
Songs are Sad and Unacceptableby Rob Schultz