The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
Today must be my lucky day! I just got out of a speeding ticket and all I had to do was murder a cop.
Dear Abbyby Harris Mayersohn
Life, Love and Other Mysteriesby Zach Pugh