The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
How many meals do I have to spread this out over before I can refer to “ordering a pizza” as “buying groceries?”
Crapshootby Devin Field
Kokkinos Has Spoke-inosby Asterios Kokkinos