You’re at brunch and it is SO BORING. Spice things up with this Hip Brunch Scavenger Hunt! The rules are simple. Find these items and circumstances around you, and make brunch what it was always meant to be: a competition. Bonus points available to anyone who finds two or more of these items on the same person.
Glasses without lenses
Unreasonably small serving of French toast
Couple both wearing button-ups
(double points if one denim and one plaid)
Indiana Jones hat on a lady
Couple sharing a kale dish
(double points if conversation is about religion or travel)
Sad person eating tiny salad
Moped helmet obstructing already too small dining table
Man wearing a women’s jacket
Child with a British accent
Person reading Kafka
(double points if underlining passages)
Lines shaved into side of head
Cool kid with parents in town
(double points if parents are super confused)
Girl in black lipstick
(double points if before 11am)
Refer to the scoring guide below to determine the winner and distract your brunch buddies from divvying up the check correctly.
0 – 15 points: You’re poor.
16 – 30 points: Do you know what agave is? Unclear.
31 – 45 points: You probably only drink mimosas with unconventional juices.
46 – 60 points: Well, take a seat around my lazy Susan, because you just get it.
61+ points: You have mastered brunch. The duty to trail blaze another meal combination has fallen to you, your grace.
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