The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
The mouse in my apartment left, just like everything else I’ll ever name, grow attached to, and financially support through college
Belly Graphsby Katie Vallely
Songs are Sad and Unacceptableby Rob Schultz