If your favorite ‘90s comedy is Home Alone (1990)…
You’ll die trying to fit your new teacup pig into an actual teacup, unaware that it’s really an Argentinian Murder Pig.

If your favorite ‘90s comedy is What About Bob? (1991)…
You’ll die trapped inside your duvet cover after foolishly deciding to wash it and put it back on without a buddy.

If your favorite ‘90s comedy is Sister Act (1992)…
You’ll die watching Delta’s in-flight movie, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip.

If your favorite ‘90s comedy is Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)…
You’ll die at the hands of your best friend in an erotic cannibalism misunderstanding.

If your favorite ‘90s comedy is Dumb & Dumber (1994)…
You’ll die of not flossing.

If your favorite ‘90s comedy is Clueless (1995)…
You’ll die trapped underneath your own Playbill collection.

If your favorite ‘90s comedy is Happy Gilmore (1996)…
You’ll die from Googling your own name so many times your soul leaves your body and is sucked into another dimension.

If your favorite ‘90s comedy is My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997)…
You’ll die of embarrassment.

If your favorite ‘90s comedy is The Big Lebowski (1998)…
However you end up dying, there will be a bucket on your head and Kleenex boxes on your feet.

If your favorite ‘90s comedy is Office Space (1999)…
You’ll die of old age peacefully in your sleep, surrounded by friends, family, and prison guards.

 

 
 

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