Oh No! This Guy Doesn’t Have Eyes Where He Should Have Eyes. Instead, There Are Holes

A Child with Disproportionately Large Pupils

You Won’t Believe How Much Blood is On The Wall

A Surprisingly Evil Member of the Clergy

Camp Dilapidated

The House is Scary, The Kids are Scary, The Whole Thing is Scary

Is That Lady Dead?!

Waiter, There’s a Face in My Blood

Unusually Huge Sharks

Scary Camp

The Rural Poor Are Out to Get Us

A Guy Who’s a Ghost – Or Is He?!



The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!