The One With The Boat (2004? I Dunno, Years Ago)
STORYLINE: You know, the British ship is sailing around and they end up at the island with all the turtles?
The Gladiator Guy … The Captain?
The Monk From The Da Vinci Thing … Doctor
A Bunch More British People … Themselves
The Nasty Salesmen Guys (The 90s)
STORYLINE: Oh it’s a play by that horrible misogynist all about how hard and sad it is to sell a goddamn condo or something. I don’t know, I didn’t care for it.
Al Deniro … The Loud One (Who Is Looking OLD, By The Way)
Kevin Spacey … Always Such A Creep
Jack Newman … So Sweet
The Main Baldwin … Great Eyes
She’s A Phone (Last Year I Think)
STORYLINE: The weird guy in the high-waisted pants falls in love with his iPod or some such. Is that the kind of movie people want to see?
Mush-Mouth With The Dead Brother … Lonely Pervert
Scarlett Johansson … Men Think She Sounds So Sexy, But She Just Sounds Tired
Amy Adams … Just Darling
The Hundred-Foot Journey (2014)
STORYLINE: The Kadam family leaves India for France where they open a restaurant directly across the road from Madame Mallory’s Michelin-starred eatery.
Helen Mirren … Madam Mallory
Om Puri … Papa
Manish Dayal … Hassan
Charlotte Le Bon … Marguerite
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