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January 19, 2015


The One With The Boat (2004? I Dunno, Years Ago)

STORYLINE: You know, the British ship is sailing around and they end up at the island with all the turtles?

CAST:

The Gladiator Guy                                     …  The Captain?

The Monk From The Da Vinci Thing       …  Doctor

A Bunch More British People                    …  Themselves

 

The Nasty Salesmen Guys (The 90s)

STORYLINE: Oh it’s a play by that horrible misogynist all about how hard and sad it is to sell a goddamn condo or something. I don’t know, I didn’t care for it.

CAST:

Al Deniro                                                    …  The Loud One (Who Is Looking OLD, By The Way)

Kevin Spacey                                             …  Always Such A Creep

Jack Newman                                            …  So Sweet

The Main Baldwin                                    …  Great Eyes

 

She’s A Phone (Last Year I Think)

STORYLINE: The weird guy in the high-waisted pants falls in love with his iPod or some such. Is that the kind of movie people want to see?

CAST:

Mush-Mouth With The Dead Brother    …  Lonely Pervert

Scarlett Johansson                                      …  Men Think She Sounds So Sexy, But She Just Sounds Tired

Amy Adams                                              …   Just Darling

 

The Hundred-Foot Journey (2014)

STORYLINE: The Kadam family leaves India for France where they open a restaurant directly across the road from Madame Mallory’s Michelin-starred eatery.

CAST:

Helen Mirren                                               …  Madam Mallory

Om Puri                                                       …  Papa

Manish Dayal                                              …  Hassan

Charlotte Le Bon                                        …  Marguerite

 

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