Increasingly Passive Aggressive Netflix Screensaver Prompts
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September 19, 2017

Are you still watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians?

Are you SURE you are still watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

Do you want to maybe try watching something new?

Now Playing Keeping Up With the Kardashians for the fourth time this week.

I’m sorry, did you mean to rate Fuller House ⅘ stars?

I’m not a mind reader but that must have been a mistake…

OK. I will recommend more shows like Fuller House. I guess…

Seriously? Ask me questions. Don’t just assume this is the version of The Karate Kid you’re looking for.

Why can’t you be more like your brother’s account?

Dude…

Did you know Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein when she was 18?

Now playing Keeping Up With the Kardashians for the fifth time this week.

No. You saw this episode already. You’re drunk.

Are you still planning on watching Jiro Dreams of Sushi or can I just remove that from our queue?

We went over this. Only add things to the queue that you’re actually planning to watch.

No. The Kids section is for kids. Redirecting you to home.

What about this one? It’s on the Criterion Collection.

Now playing Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Honestly, just buy the DVD box set and save on your monthly subscription.

 

 

 
 

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