WINNER:I just wanted to be really, really sure people knew my deal. -Asterios Kokkinos, @asterios
RUNNERS UP:Face it Rick, no amount of colorful horns is going to save your marriage…-Zach Pugh, @ZachPughHappy Birthday?-Argyris Kahros
I want a fun new haircut but nothing traumatic has happened to me recently.
Adam’s Book of Spells by Adam Allgood
Higgin’ with Mr. Robin by Robin Higgins