WINNER:I just wanted to be really, really sure people knew my deal. -Asterios Kokkinos, @asterios
RUNNERS UP:Face it Rick, no amount of colorful horns is going to save your marriage…-Zach Pugh, @ZachPughHappy Birthday?-Argyris Kahros
I just want to be with someone who has the same interests as me: me.
Just Joshin’ Youby Josh Edelman
Adam’s Book of Spells by Adam Allgood