WINNER:I just wanted to be really, really sure people knew my deal. -Asterios Kokkinos, @asterios
RUNNERS UP:Face it Rick, no amount of colorful horns is going to save your marriage…-Zach Pugh, @ZachPughHappy Birthday?-Argyris Kahros
I finally cut out gluten from my vocabulary.
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