WINNER:I just wanted to be really, really sure people knew my deal. -Asterios Kokkinos, @asterios
RUNNERS UP:Face it Rick, no amount of colorful horns is going to save your marriage…-Zach Pugh, @ZachPughHappy Birthday?-Argyris Kahros
I’m going to stop being pretentious. I read that pretension is bad in the New Yorker.
D-Dayby Devin Blake
Associatin’with Allegra Ringo